It's a place in Yorkshire, where the locals rummage about in dustbins or waste disposal units looking for dregs of beer and half smoked fags, out of date Marks and Spencers sandwiches and used toilet paper.
Are you totally ignorant?
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jennym
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:14 pm
Heck, I've never been to the U.K....and now I'm not sure that I want to visit, what with your Spendiland, and dustbins, and fags. :wink:
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Mathos
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:16 pm
Indeed! that's not very nice is it, poor Spendi will be very upset when he returns from his holiday with Gus! Then you'll suffer.
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jennym
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 12:22 pm
Jumping jellybeans...I'm becoming more confused every second.
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Mathos
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 01:14 pm
Keep jumping like a jelly bean, when Spendi see's what you have been up to, you'll bounce like a ball in a game of high powered squash!
That Spendi is a mean dude...Ask anybody...
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 02:58 pm
Let me assure you jennym, a girl with your intelligence will be able to handle that dude, don't get to confused. Besides I'll be there to back you up.
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Mathos
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 03:34 pm
Mother of pearls is Jennym a girls? I hadn't realised, she hasn't reported to my cave yet for her official introduction to the Trivia threads...Has she any idea what she is missing I earnestly ask myself?
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 04:10 pm
Not so fast Mathos, let the lady find her feet first, and then you can give her a guided tour.
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Mathos
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 04:13 pm
Othello wouldn't give her breathing space..
You don't think I will be slow on the uptake do you Dutchy?
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 04:19 pm
Perhaps I should remind you she is from the US, and look who's giving you a hard time right now and slowly getting the better of you.
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Mathos
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 04:22 pm
Querying my status Dutchy, I'm dangling the line mate... :wink:
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 04:42 pm
Really now, you could have fooled me.
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jennym
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 06:09 pm
Silly boys...Now, I don't know spendi or gus or any of you, but I can assure you that I can fend for myself.
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 06:12 pm
That is a very re-assuring statement from an obviously well adjusted woman.
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jennym
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 07:59 pm
Ultimately, however, I suppose a guided tour could not be a bad thing...But, I don't do caves.
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 08:24 pm
Very well, we are here to entertain you, what are your preferences?
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jennym
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 08:40 pm
Well, I suppose a good place to start is by explaining what the hell is a Splendi, really.
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 08:46 pm
X-tremely easy. 'spendi' is short for 'spendius', an Englishman who posts on various threads and often clashes with Mathos (and others!!), another Englishman. (Just go and read the British Thread II, and you'll understand what I mean )
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jennym
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 09:10 pm
Yeah, I can't find that thread...But I'll take your word for it.
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Dutchy
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Sun 17 Jun, 2007 09:24 pm
Zoom around a little, look under the Europe thread and you'll find it.
