Shall ask her on her return.
Turn right at The Black Bull, first left by The Roebuck, house is next door to The Golden Lion.
Pub mad that lady!
Unbelievable, never gave me that impression, always thought she loves travel and visiting flea markets.
Variable lady, has been found tottering in Totnes on numerous occasions, bottle of wine in one hand crate of Murphy's under the other arm.
Well, well, how mistaken I am, always regarded her as a particular eloquent and refined lady. Surely you're pulling my leg?
X-pected her in the this section of Lancashire today, but duly informed she couldn't make it, her besom was experiencing difficulty in obtaining the height required to cross the backbone of England! Either that or Spendi has secured it in Yorkshire with a large chain and is entertaining her to drunken rivalry in a Bradford Working Men's Club.
No doubt the truth will be revealed in Sunday's edition of The News of The World.
You have certainly confused me now mate. I will have to interrogate her myself, using my no "bullshit" technique and ascertain what she has been up to. She is such a fine looking woman, but the old saying, 'you can't judge a book by its cover' certainly seems to apply here.
Zap her Dutchy, get her under the big light, no sleep, food or water for twenty four hours and she will cough to anything.
A bit of Aussie charm will probably be more appropriate first up I think, can always try the ugly stuff later.
Being too kind, get the cattle prodder out, let's get her signed up and then we can all go home.
Can't do that mate, leave it to me, I'll report back to you later.
Echoing my wife's favourite words.
Flogging a dead horse here...
(Give Clary some stick for drunk and disorderly behaviour in Yorkshire with Spendi!)
Going gently on Clary mate, innocent until proven guilty ask your Uncle, I have a feeling she is just enjoying the scenery and visiting her favourite flea markets.
Hoping Clarey coughs up to loads of riotous mis-behaviour with Spendi over in Yorkshire.
I like the think the opposite, strikes me as a lady with a great mind and equal refined manners.
Keeping a straight face, I don't think she will ask me to do that, I like to think I'm still in her good books and I want to keep it that way.
Likely to be in deep **** though, when Mathos stirs it a bit!
