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Are You an A2k Non-Starter?

 
 
CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 01:20 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Topics started = 95

Breakdown.
77= Incredibly silly.
10= Plain silly
3= Plain stupid
1= Holiday/leisure.
4= Total flop
1= Innumeracy.


Posts = 1208 topics

Breakdown
1105= Sexual deviance
57 = Kitchenware/relationships.
38 = Attacking the French
6 = Asking where the hell I am.
2 = Lederhosen advice.
1 = Learning Mathematics.

....of which

1004 = Posting whilst slightly aroused
95 = Posting whilst drunk
9 = Posting whilst drunk AND aroused.
1 = Posting whilst confused.


...and you make us laugh just about every time you post. There aren't
many who can do that.
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 03:02 pm
Laugh? At him? Never.

Okay maybe once, but that was it.

And that other time, it was the thing with the cucumber and I couldn't help myself.


Other than that, the man's so-called 'humor' is as dry as the Gobi Desert.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 04:26 pm
CrazyDiamond wrote:



Other than that, the man's so-called 'humor' is as dry as the Gobi Desert.


I prefer the Aussie phrase "Dry as a dead dingo's donger", myself.
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jespah
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 05:11 pm
405 topics, 13,000 some-odd posts, not including deleting testing posts and all of that other happy stuff from when the site was first getting off the ground.

Most posts happened while thinking about cheese, but then I think about cheese a lot.


Hmmm ... cheddar ...
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husker
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 09:17 pm
I had some swiss cheese today
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 09:59 pm
Husker wrote:
I had some swiss cheese today

Thus, Husker raises his number of absolutely idiotic and pointless posts to 10,109...

Lord Ellpus wrote:
CrazyDiamond wrote:

Other than that, the man's so-called 'humor' is as dry as the Gobi Desert.

I prefer the Aussie phrase "Dry as a dead dingo's donger", myself.

I'll put that in the prologue of your biography and save lots of people hours of reading....
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 10:05 pm
CrazyDiamond wrote:
Husker wrote:
I had some swiss cheese today

Thus, Husker raises his number of absolutely idiotic and pointless posts to 10,109...

Lord Ellpus wrote:
CrazyDiamond wrote:

Other than that, the man's so-called 'humor' is as dry as the Gobi Desert.

I prefer the Aussie phrase "Dry as a dead dingo's donger", myself.

I'll put that in the prologue of your biography and save lots of people hours of reading....


Be nice, CD... Not everyone is as young and beautiful as you. There's wise words in some o'dem trees... We call it strange fruit.
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Kehoe
 
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Reply Sun 22 Jan, 2006 10:18 pm
Re: Are You an A2k Non-Starter?
Noddy24 wrote:
Some people post threads, some people answer threads and some people simply lurk.

Where do you fit in? Why?


I lurk a bit & answer a few posts.
I haven't started a thread yet.

Why?

Because I'm kinda new Very Happy
But there will come a day when I start a thread.
You have been warned ... LOL Very Happy Very Happy
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husker
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:46 pm
CrazyDiamond wrote:
Husker wrote:
I had some swiss cheese today

Thus, Husker raises his number of absolutely idiotic and pointless posts to 10,109...

Lord Ellpus wrote:
CrazyDiamond wrote:

Other than that, the man's so-called 'humor' is as dry as the Gobi Desert.

I prefer the Aussie phrase "Dry as a dead dingo's donger", myself.

I'll put that in the prologue of your biography and save lots of people hours of reading....


PMS?
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CrazyDiamond
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:01 pm
Yeah, just kidding with ya Husker Wink

Besides, it's not that time of month...

....and I'm a guy....
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LionTamerX
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:06 pm
CrazyDiamond wrote:
Yeah, just kidding with ya Husker Wink

Besides, it's not that time of month...

....and I'm a guy....


For a guy, it's always that time of the month. :wink:
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:10 pm
That's about right..
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husker
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:10 pm
PMS = Pound More Sand LOL
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Noddy24
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 10:41 pm
Dys--

Quote:
Noddy, you may have started something here you can't finish.




We never turn Our backs on Our creations.

There is always a season
Turn, turn, turn,
And a time (and an end)
For every purpose
Under heaven.
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Lash
 
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Reply Mon 23 Jan, 2006 11:11 pm
husker wrote:
PMS = Pound More Sand LOL

Shocked Look at Husker!!!!
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