A Day To Remember for Lord Ellpus: January 20, 2006

Gustav serves free beer today, btw

Sadly I will have to forgo the beer...

Brat marking

Happy Birthday.

Hold your dominion.

A fine thing it is that our Lord Ellpus has arrived in such fine fettle at this start of his next fifty years.
May you have a wonderful day tomorrow, Elpy, and come back ready to carry on your good works on a2k..

Oh my favorite Brit has birthday - half a century he's today (in his time zone). All the best wishes my dear and a few pieces of freely dispensed advice:

Finding your false teeth can be difficult when you mislay your spectacles. Always keep these vital items attached to you by pieces of string.

Modern science enables even fifty year olds to have the youthful looks of a teenager - a simple head transplant is all it takes.

Should you ever get the urge to go ?'all night clubing' apply the simple rule - forget it!!

Try to enjoy your fifties as much as is possible - after all the horrendous sixties are looming.

And here is my appropriate gift basket for you my Lordy

A ticket for Ellpus' - I am sending virtually all of these for your afternoon teatimes:
http://www.rulli.com/cakes/cream.shtml

Happy Birthday, honey. Have a wonderful day with your lady.

Gee, Calamity, you're a peach.

As strictly speaking, I still haave half an hour to go before the dreadful occurence, I cannot officially thank anyone as yet.

However, in preparation for tomorrow, I thought I'd get into practise and have consequententedly sozzled sheveral glasasses of Corvoisier.
Feeling somewhat brave, I fixed up the old camcorder and have recordered a message f-o-r you all.

I think I repetered myself slightly, but yohou'll get my drift.

I mean it from the hea-art, people.


http://rowleybirkinqc.ytmnd.com/

Uh-oh here comes another message...with the help of Jack Daniels and Captain Roy, when you get to the part about dancing giraffes Lord Ellpus, it means it's time to go nighty night.


I'll be unable to attend this years festivities for you Lord Ellpus; but I will be there in spirit...Enjoy your day.

I got Mandy at the trailer park to do a little number just for you, Ellpus.

Noooo.... nope. Not now you don't. In my time zone it's already tomorrow. I mean today, the 20th.

I hope your birthday is at least as eventful as the last 49. Don't let the dogs tear the flesh off you this time.

oh dear...he's already passed out

lord ellpus : those dogs look very much like the dogs the ontario provincial police uses as tracking dogs; are they trying to pick up your scent already in case you get lost ?
in true canadian style : "HAVE A GOOD ONE, EH !" .
hbg

happy day lord e, my message mocking your impending festivities can be found on the radio thread


oops, i mean my message of best wishes on your special day can be found on the radio thread

Aquarius
Friday January 20th

KEY : What the asterisks mean : -
* a time for thought, reflection and relaxation
** opportunities arise which have to be seized
*** changes are in store so get ready for a few surprises

Private Life : **

This is a golden period for you when it comes to loving relationships. You will feel a sudden desire to open up to others
and let new people into your life.

Practical Life : **

Your approach to organizational matters is original and surprising today, but can be successful if you explain to others
what you have in mind.

Today's Lucky Number : 100

Lucky color : burgundy

Sign to make friends with today : Pisces

High Energy Point of the Day : 4 pm

aren't you fortunate - having a high energy point of the day just during the happy hour! enjoy!

Whoa - I've missed it your time, but there's still 4 1/2 hours here.

Happy Happy Birthday Lord Ellpus, and Many Returns of the Day!