Muskrat, muskrat candlelight
Doin' the town and doin' it right
In the evenin'
It's pretty pleasin'
Muskrat susie, muskrat sam
Do the jitterbug out in muskrat land
And they shimmy
And sammy's so skinny
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
Nibbling on bacon, chewin' on cheese
Sammy says to susie honey, would you please be my missus?
And she say yes
With her kisses
And now he's ticklin' her fancy
Rubbin' her toes
Muzzle to muzzle, now anything goes
As they wriggle, and sue starts to giggle
And they whirled and they twirled and they tangoed
Singin' and jingin' the jango
Floatin' like the heavens above
It looks like muskrat love
La da da da da ...
dys, you and LTX sing some mighty 2-part harmony:
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1791082#1791082
Phoe, I need to make dinner. But I only have squirrel rather than muskrat, and only some flat champagne rather than chianti. Will this destroy the ambiance of this fine evening meal I'm about to whip up? Or should I just cover the whole thing with Velveeta[TM]?
I've had trouble with muskrats eating my waterlilies, but I don't consider it a death penalty crime.
Gus, I am willing to send you three more muskrats to replace the ones you have smushed.
since everybody's singing, the idea of green witch mailing muskrat to gus brought this song to mind
Where Racoons Don't Live
Troubled Hubble
Yeah, I hope your life is real bad
Since you moved up north
You saved up all your money
And you stopped driving back and forth
And now I hope your life's a mess
And that you hate your job
I hope the weather's cold as hell
And all your friends are snobs
You see I still drive by your old house
I'll even stop and check your mail
Occasionally I'll blow the leaves
And tell people it's not for sale
And I'll climb up on the roof
And sleep there for days
One time the police shot me down
But I was okay
Don't flatter yourself
I'm just about over you
I occupy my time with other things
And let my work consume me
You see I got something that keeps me real busy
And I'll tell you what it is
I box up some live racoons and ship them to countries
Where they don't live
And if you try to get away from me
I'm as normal as they get
And if you think that bleeding pig heart i mailed you is weird
you ain't seen nothing yet
A Spanish - English dictionary
Will only get you so far
Once you cross the border
In your Korean car
You'll be dancing around sombrero's
And <unknown>
And some sexy latin lover
Will have you by the hips
Don't flatter yourself
I'm just about over you
I occupy my time with other things
And let my work consume me
You see I got something that keeps me real busy
And I'll tell you what it is
I box up some live racoons and ship them to countries
Where they don't live
Damn, dys didn't even alter the lyrics the way I did.
Damn.
Do What John?
Monty Python
Do what John?
Do what John?
Come again do what?
Do what John?
Do what John?
Do what?
Do what?
Do what?
Do where John?
Do where John?
With what, with whom and when?
Triffic, really triffic!
Pardon?Come again?
It's the damned nutria in Texas and Lousiana. Big old rats the size of a small dog. Mighty good eatin', I'm told.
Hadn't heard that, but naugas definately make better upholstry.
edgarblythe wrote:It's the damned nutria in Texas and Lousiana. Big old rats the size of a small dog. Mighty good eatin', I'm told.
I hit a 'dilla the other day on I-20. Damn but those rascals can do some damage to a Jeep's radiator. Didn't help that the varmit looked as if he'd been pumped full of steroids.
You think an armadillo can do damage to your car, just try living in the midwest, where there's deer all over the place. You hit a buck and you're outta luck. Those big SOB's will dent your car to crap, if you can even keep it out of the ditch. But, deer makes some mighty fine jerky!
Man, why does roadkill taste so good?
I see feer on the way to work quite often. On ran into my car and cracked my window a few years ago.
I see deer on the way to work quite often. One ran into my car and cracked my window a few years ago.
