haunted bear on ebay

Holy ****...I'm not reading that. No joke, my windows just shook by themselves when I opened that website. I'm all alone. It's past midnight. I need to find my dog.

Ghaa, just my luck. The one day that I watch a scary movie (The Grudge, if you have to know) and you make me go to some haunted teddy bear sale. To make matters worse, when I went to get my dog she had thrown up on her own little bed and wouldn't budge.

When it rains, it pours, eh?