I'll Be Around A Little More

Yesterday I ran my son's dirt bike directly into our house at almost full speed.

Spent the afternoon and part of the evening at the hospital.

The EMS guys, the sheriff, the doctors said it is a miracle that I didn't go over the handlebars and hit the house head first, which would surely have killed me. I wasn't wearing a helmet.

Instead I have a twisted and bruised left leg, along with what they called "deep and severe bruising of internal organs and my right testicle".

I also have popped open one of my hernias, so that's probably going to be another hernia procedure.

While the tech was ultrasounding my nuggets, I suddenly yelled out "It's a boy!", and she laughed so hard she dropped the scanner thing.

By that time, I was well morphined and Vicodined up.

So anyway, I'll be sitting and resting a lot more for the next few days.

What do you think Vicodin goes better with, Vodka or Tequila?