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Sat 31 Dec, 2005 07:58 am
From newsoftheweird.com
The Classic Middle Name
Once again this year, as a public service, we release this crucial homicide data, all-new in 2005.
Arrested in 2005, and charged with murder:
Darrell Wayne Maness, 19, Wilmington, N.C. (January)
Timothy Wayne Ebert, 40, Cleveland, Texas (February)
John Wayne Blair, 49, Sevier County, Tenn. (April)
Derek Wayne Jackson, 18, Norristown, Pa. (April)
Nathaniel Wayne Hart, 34, Austin, Texas (April)
Kenneth Wayne Keller, Denton, Texas (August)
Ronald Wayne Lail, Burke County, N.C. (September)
Timothy Wayne Condrey, Caroleen, N.C. (September)
Roy Wayne Russell, Vancouver, Wash. (December)
Jeremy Wayne Hopkins, 22, Denton, Texas (November)
Reginald Wayne Thomas, 23, Huntsville, Texas (November)
Matthew Wayne Almand, 18, Melbourne, Fla. (November)
Convicted of murder:
Donald Wayne Shipe, 37, Winchester, Va. (May)
Sentenced for murder:
Emmanuel Wayne Harris, 28, Bisbee, Ariz. (February)
Tyler Wayne Justice, Alice, Texas (September)
Douglas Wayne Pepper, 44, Greensboro, N.C. (November)
Executed for murder:
Dennis Wayne Bagwell, 41, Huntsville, Texas (February)
Lonnie Wayne Pursley, 43, Huntsville, Texas (May)
Melvin Wayne White, 55, Hunstsville, Texas (November)
Committed suicide while suspected of murder:
Eric Wayne Jacobs, 27, Castroville, Calif. (April)
Michael Wayne Baxter, Edgewater, Md. (October)
Died of a drug overdose while serving two life terms for murder:
Russell Wayne Wagner, Jessup, Md. (February) (but buried at Arlington National Cemetery based on Army service in Vietnam, prompting Congress to propose to ban capital criminals from having military burials at Arlington)
One final note: Police in New Scotland, N.Y., arrested Corianna Thompson for the murder of her mother. Thompson's birth name was Corey Wayne Balashek, and before his sex change, he had served nine years in prison for another killing. Authorities believe Thompson/Balashek is the first American, let alone the first middle-name-Wayne, to be arrested for homicide in both genders.
SOURCES FOR CLASSIC MIDDLE NAME
Maness: Asheville Citizen-Times, Jan. 20
Ebert: Houston Chronicle, Feb. 22
Blair: WBIR-TV (Knoxville), April 28
Jackson: Pottstown Mercury, April 21
Hart: Austin American-Statesman, April 12
Keller: Dallas Morning News, Aug. 13
Lail: Charlotte Observer, Sept. 22
Condrey: Daily Courier (Forest City, N.C.), Sept. 22
Russell: The Columbian (Vancouver, Wash.), Dec. 4
Hopkins: Fort Worth Star-Telegram, Nov. 22
Thomas: Houston Chronicle, Nov. 23
Almand: Orlando Sentinel, Nov. 30
Shipe: Winchester Star, May 4
Harris: Sierra Vista Herald, Feb. 18
Justice: Alice (Texas) Echo-News Journal, Sept. 15
Pepper: Austin American-Statesman-AP, Nov. 8
Bagwell: Austin American-Statesman, Feb. 18
Pursley: Houston Chronicle, May 3
White: Houston Chronicle-AP, Nov. 3
Jacobs: Houston Chronicle, April 14
Baxter: The Capital (Annapolis), Oct. 8
Wagner: Washington Post, Aug. 5
Thompson/Balasek: Times Union (Albany, N.Y.), April 12
I just copied this and sent it to a relative with Wayne for a middle name.
He has access to all my files and records. Sorry, too late.
edgarblythe wrote:He has access to all my files and records. Sorry, too late.
That's it wayne on his pawade why doncha?
Question: What happens when the guy's first name is Wayne?
Then he goes to Las Vegas and sings: "Dankeschoen".
Ah, Mr. Newton, the perennial favorite.
But if his last name is Wayne, he calls you Pilgrim and knocks you down.
When I read my local paper the name Lamont comes up almost everyday in one crime story or other.
I blame Sanford and Son.
and so many criminals seem to reside at no fixed address, i'm not sure where that is, but it must be a very rough neighbourhood
Wow.
From today's paper --
Matthew Wayne Som sentenced to five years for drunk driving and assault.
Roy Wayne Russel sentenced to live in prison for murder.
my husband was supposed to be a wayne, fortunately his brother was born first, like 4 years first.
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