Don't Jump Off The Roof Dad (Tommy Cooper)
Don't jump off the roof dad
You'll make a hole in the yard
Mother just planted petunias
The weeding and seeding was hard
If you must end it all dad
Won't you please give us a break
Just take a walk to the park dad
And there you can jump in the lake.
Theres a song, no idea who it is by but its something like 25 years Ive been living next door to Alice then everybody shouts out Alice, Alice, who the f**k is Alice?
Rubbish song and very rude but I always giggle, maybe Im just embarrassed to even know the song.
every should kno the O-Zone song - Dragostea Din TEa or something like that.....numa numa
I just like watching the guy bust a moove with no apparent shame lol
THE TIMELORDS (= KLF, Justified Ancients of MuMu, ...)
DOCTORIN' THE TARDIS - 18/06/1988
1 week at #1 - 9 weeks on chart
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who-oh, the tardis
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
(Exterminate)
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who-oh, the tardis
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
(Take that) You what
(Take that) You what
You what, You what, You what
(Exterminate)
We will take over
We are superior beings
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who-oh, the tardis
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
(Take that) You what
(Take that) You what
You what, You what, You what
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who-oh, the tardis
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who-oh, the tardis
Doctor who-oh, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Doctor who doc, doctor who
Here is Anthrax's take on a ballad:
(Hint, read the name of the song backwards)
NFB (dallabnikufecin)
We fell in love at first sight
I can't explain the feelings
When i first saw you
We were so so happy
A life of love sweet honey child
You'll always be mine
But then i played the fool
I never meant to hurt you
Or sleep with all your friends
We reconciled we found ourselves
Our love was meant to be
Oh baby can't you see
You left me standing in the mud
Crying to myself
A heart so full of pain
But we fell in love again
This time forever
True love prevails over all
She got hit by a truck
This is more in the stupid rather than funny category: "You Gotta Like Boobs A Lot" by the Trogs.
Warning: Once you hear it, it's very hard to stop singing it!
