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Woman marries dolphin

 
 
Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 01:52 am
I don't know what to say.



British tourist Sharon Tendler has finally made her dream match - by "marrying" a dolphin she has been visiting for 15 years in the Israeli resort of Eilat, the mass-circulation Yediot Ahronot daily reported today.

Ms Tendler, 41, has been visiting the city on the Gulf of Aqaba two or three times a year to spend time with her 35-year-old underwater sweetheart.

"The peace and tranquility under water, and his love, would calm me down," the Israeli daily quoted her as saying.

Last week, Ms Tendler finally plucked up the courage to ask the dolphin's trainer for the mammal's fin in marriage.

The wedding took place on Wednesday, with the bride - wearing a white dress and watched by amazed spectators - walking down the dock to where the groom was waiting in the water.

She kissed him, to the cheers of the spectators and then, after the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, was tossed into the water so she could swim away with her new husband.

"I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride was quoted as saying.

"I made a dream come true. And I am not a pervert."



http://www.theage.com.au/news/world/woman-weds-dolphin/2005/12/30/1135732715098.html
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Phoenix32890
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 06:42 am
I could see some sense in this. At least the groom won't throw his dirty socks on the floor for her to pick up! Laughing
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 06:44 am
And of course she's in tuna with her inner being
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 07:04 am
And, hey, they've known each other for 15 years!
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 08:24 am
It will never last. The first argument will be how to raise the children, Orthodox or underwater.
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 10:36 am
The next thing you know gay people are going to want to get married.
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 12:52 pm
They're gonna want to marry dolphins?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 12:58 pm
jespah wrote:
They're gonna want to marry dolphins?


it's that blowhole baby...
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jespah
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 01:36 pm
Oh my, have I got an image in my head now ....
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 02:29 pm
here's hoping the dolphin got a pre-nup, the lady sounds like a gold-digger.
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 02:32 pm
She ain't messin' with no broke dolphin.....
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au1929
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 02:44 pm
Was it a religious or civil ceremony?
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au1929
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 02:45 pm
Try getting a stem cell from that union.
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Eva
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 04:09 pm
Come to think of it, who performed that ceremony?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 04:49 pm
Eva wrote:
Come to think of it, who performed that ceremony?[/quote

The right reverend Flipper....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 04:51 pm
So,



someone tell me again... WHY cant same sex couples marry?
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Bi-Polar Bear
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 04:54 pm
get with the program shewolf, this is an interspecies heterosexual marriage... nothing about that in the bible.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 04:59 pm
Laughing
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boomerang
 
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Reply Fri 30 Dec, 2005 05:45 pm
I think it was the incredible Mr. Limpet.
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CerealKiller
 
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Reply Sat 31 Dec, 2005 01:11 am
Well Tom Arnold married Roseanne, so i dont see the big problem.
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