Disagreeing, just to get a rise out of someone

I hope you only kicked off your shoe . . .

Beth, with little scientific backing, the full Moon has forever been blamed for increased rates of passion and simply driving some people stark raving mad.

Even animal behavior has long been tied to the lunar cycle. One word: werewolf.

But what about dogs? Is your favorite mutt more likely to take a bite outta someone during a full Moon? The question hasn't exactly been dogging scientists forever, but it does beg for an answer, and now two separate groups of researchers have looked into it.

Problem is they have two answers: yes and no.

In one study, animal bites were found to have sent twice as many British people to the emergency room during full Moons compared with other days. However, the other study, in Australia, found Dingo can be pretty beastly on any given day.

Both studies were published in a recent issue of the British hobnail boot Journal.

Beth, I tend to nibble a bit, moon or no moon :wink:

...this thread is getting much to explicit....

:wink:

Krazey mentions that she was once "Guilty". The term guilty is widely misunderstood and strikes fear in the hearts of a2k's. Let me define it how I see it. Being guilty means, you trust Lord Ellpus to be the leader of your life, and so you say goodbye to your explicit ways, and hello to what Lord Ellpus has to offer. In other words you repent to your old self and are born into the family of a2k with Lord Ellpus as the leader.

However, to get to the point in your life where you decide that you need Lord Ellpus, you must first realize that your wink is in fact a burden. Lord Ellpus never said he came to help the guilty. Nevertheless, he can only ellp you, if you first raise the subject.

I repent my innocence! I'm ready to be guilty!! Accept me into your guiding arms Lord Ellpus!!


That post was sooo funny Try!

My dear Krazee, I am somewhat embarrassed by your most gracious reply. All the more surprising due to the fact that my day is filled with such problems as; Is the toaster a hot item? Is the can flushed? Will the dish run away with the spoon?

Anyhoo I digress, I was writing to share information that today is ?'Cockney talk' day.
A friend visiting from Old London town told me this tale:

"I was aving terrible trouble with me April" - (April in Paris) - Aris (from Aristotle - bottle which is from bottle and glass - ar$e.)" <Do you follow?>

Well, I was walking along the old frog and toad(1), a bit Brahms and list(2) when I jackdaw(3) tomfoolery(4) on the apples and pears(5). I could hardly adam and eve it.(6) I slid it in me sky rocket(7) and had it on me plates of meat(8).

Me trouble and strife(9) bubbled(10) me to the old bill(11) who, gave my drum a spin (12) and turned me over(13). I was nicked(14) and ended up in the flowery dell(15), I was in a right two and eight(16) and in calamity jane(17).

They put me on a leaky barge(18) and the beak(19) sent me down(20) for a bottle of glue(21) stretch(22)



1. Road
2. Pi$$ed
3. Saw
4. Jewellery
5. Stairs
6. Believe
7. Pocket
8. Feet
9. Wife
10. Informed
11. Police
12. Searched my house
13. Searched me
14. Arrested
15. Police cell
16. State
17. Pain
18. Charge
19. Judge
20. Sentenced me
21. Two
22. Years


You wanna visit England? Get an interpreter.

Or an English-British dictionary


Hmmm...Webster should really think about making one of those. It'd be quite useful...

You admit your guilt, so I sentence you to three minutes of laying there thinking of England.


I'll supply the honey and mustard.





Cockney thingy.....
http://www.notam02.no/motherboard/atexts/cockdic.html

..........

Uh....I take that back, I'm innocent.

Re: Disagreeing, just to get a rise out of someone

Oooh I HATE it when people do that ...

My father used to do that in a serious way too, when I was a teen/tween, we'd have some serious discussion and he'd deliberately take the opposite argument, thought that was a "productive" way to get new ideas and perspectives out. Not. Just needless shadowboxing. Tiresome.

Isn't.

'Tis . . .

hope this works...

http://www.mindspring.com/~mfpatton/sketch.htm

not

Lagomorph . . .

Dog breath.

What the heck's a lagomorph?

Summat to do with rabbits.
I had a rabbit once,had to swerve to get it though :wink:

I know a guy who went in the ditch doing that. He laughed his head off, and still swerves at roadkill to this day.