give it to me, baby. i'm flying through heathrow on the 5th. wait for me in the lobby. bring your own boxing gloves. mine are stuffed with scrap metal. we'll do it street style. anything goes.
Boxing? Bloody boxing??
I was talking about a drinking contest!
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 07:55 am
Francis wrote:
Deb, you already have the fire (on your cigarette), now you have to gain the coourage..
But we coneys are a timid people....
As all present well know from my meek and retiring manner....
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dlowan
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 07:57 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I could take Dag in two rounds.
give it to me, baby. i'm flying through heathrow on the 5th. wait for me in the lobby. bring your own boxing gloves. mine are stuffed with scrap metal. we'll do it street style. anything goes.
Boxing? Bloody boxing??
I was talking about a drinking contest!
Oh.
You would lose that, too.
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:02 am
you people argue till the cows come home
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Francis
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:10 am
When are you coming home?
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dagmaraka
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:12 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I could take Dag in two rounds.
give it to me, baby. i'm flying through heathrow on the 5th. wait for me in the lobby. bring your own boxing gloves. mine are stuffed with scrap metal. we'll do it street style. anything goes.
Boxing? Bloody boxing??
I was talking about a drinking contest!
all the better, milord. remember i'm a slav from eastern europe, raised on vodka instead of milk.
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gustavratzenhofer
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:14 am
I'm not impressed by your perceived drinking skills, dagmaraka. You would be out for the count before I started feeling a buzz.
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Lord Ellpus
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:15 am
Ha! Vodka? In Britain, we call that gnats pee.
Pint for pint, Abbot ale....Heathrow Airport, anytime you like.
The Pub there accepts Euros.
<as long as they behave themselves>
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:15 am
Francis wrote:
When are you coming home?
And who exactly are you calling a mature female of cattle of the genus Bos?
And thats Bos as in Bos not boss as in Setanta ok boss?
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dagmaraka
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:15 am
yep, that's what they all said. where are they now? ha.
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:17 am
I detect a certain frisson running through this thread.
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dagmaraka
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:18 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Ha! Vodka? In Britain, we call that gnats pee.
Pint for pint, Abbot ale....Heathrow Airport, anytime you like.
The Pub there accepts Euros.
bring it, Lord Elwuss. i'm up for any drinking challenge of any sort. ask littlek for advice before you commit to anything though.
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:20 am
Knockout to Dag in the fourth
just got 6/1 with Paddy Power
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Lord Ellpus
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:22 am
dagmaraka wrote:
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Ha! Vodka? In Britain, we call that gnats pee.
Pint for pint, Abbot ale....Heathrow Airport, anytime you like.
The Pub there accepts Euros.
bring it, Lord Elwuss. i'm up for any drinking challenge of any sort. ask littlek for advice before you commit to anything though.
I'll have you know I have been voted "Drunk of the year" in Droitwich for the past thirty two years.
Before that, I was just practising.
Women, in my experience, can only just about handle two fruit based cocktails.
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dagmaraka
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:26 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
I'll have you know I have been voted "Drunk of the year" in Droitwich for the past thirty two years.
Before that, I was just practising.
Women, in my experience, can only just about handle two fruit based cocktails.
well, if the contest is about who will get drunker, i shall withdraw immediately from the contest.
i don't drink fruit cocktails. waste of time and money.
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Steve 41oo
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:28 am
Awww
not even a punch?
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dagmaraka
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:30 am
i can't compete with the Lord to be drunker. I can still participate, if y'all insist. But I think we all know who'd be the winner of 'Get Thee As Drunk As Possible STAT".
I specialize in long run contests with quite the opposite goal to achieve.
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Lord Ellpus
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 08:36 am
One day Dag, Steve, you and me will meet up and have a session in a pub somewhere.
I bet you're quite a girl.
<then we'll carry you home>
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dagmaraka
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 09:30 am
can you two at least do this at the airport bar, so that i can look and chear on? i've an hour and a half, will that suffice for annihilation of one or both of you?
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Francis
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Mon 23 Jan, 2006 10:05 am
Geez, look at the mess with this bunch of drunkards!
