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Wed 14 Dec, 2005 08:02 pm
Do you like to dance?
Are you a good dancer?
What kind of dancing do you like to do?
I'm a real rock chick, uninhibited type dancer.
Back in the "day" I never suffered from the lack of a dancing partner because... well... I know how to dance.
So I'm in the kitchen doing my middle aged mom dinner cooking stuff when T-Rex starts singing about "Bang the Gong" and I'm gone.
That one is followed up with "Juke Box Hero".
Need I say more?
So.... anyway....
My clubbing days are long past and while I can still dance the attention I would be likely to attract is not..... ummm.... errr.... quite the same.
I fear my dancing days are over.
I wanna go to a Soul Train party just one more time.
So do ya, do ya, do ya, do ya wanna dance?
Sheee-it, boomer. My get up and go done got up and went. I used to be a good dance, but 33 years with a guy who refuses to dance takes its toll.
Now I dance when no one's watching.
Yeah.
Me too.
My get up and go has gone into hiding. Us old broads need our own place to go.
I think that's a great idea. A dancehall for old broads.
Hell. I'd come to Iowa for that.
I went to my first company Xmas party last Friday. Hundreds of co-workers with spouses/dates. Great band playing oldies. I had a lot of fun watching the folks who knew what they were doing.
It just didn't seem like the right place to let loose - too many bosses around. (Though that didn't stop some of my friends.)
Oh yeah, mac. Company parties are too weird to let go. The environment has to be really comfortable to let loose.
I was just thinking back to when my chick friends and I used to go to this men's gay bar called Karl's Tiki Nook to dance. Nobody bothered us, nobody thought twice about the fact that we were dancing together. The music was great. The atmosphere was perfect.
Maybe I need to get a new chick posse and find a cool men's gay bar to hang out it!
Oooh, oooh, I wanna join boomer's chick posse!
Especially for shameless dancing! At a gay bar!!
I did that too, in Madison. That was the last time my dancing was somewhat current.
In high school my main dancing was to reggae. It's a kind of dancing that seems to kinda sorta be back -- sinuous stuff with arms, keeping the beat with feet/ hips.
Jeez, soz, you stoner!
You are SO in the chick posse!
Any one of you ol' gals wants to polka, well...... you came to the right place.
Cripes. Don't any of you know how to Crip walk?
Polka!
Hell yeah!
As long as it is to the Brave Combo and it is the Inna Godda Da Vida Polka or the Jimi Hendrix Polka -- then you are on.
Crip walk? Is that anything like a moon walk? I might be able to do that if it is? Or is that shoulder rolling kinda struty thing? I can for sure do that!
The only problem with the crip walk is that you have to have killed somebody before you can do it. You are a cold-blooded killa, right?
Yeah man. I've like killed a few bugs and stuff.
I ran over a dog once.
Do those count?
Does it count against me if I cried? Cried like a baby to the point where I had to be rescued but not to the point where I required hospitalization.
Yeah, brother, not hospitals for my sadness.
Dig?
I dig. Maybe you should stick to the polka.
You're right.
As long as it's the Billy Preston Polka.
I don't know that one. How about a tango? Muy sexy...
Nah. Let's do one of those apache dances where it looks like were going to kill each other or maybe just f***.
I'm in for just f*cking. Should we take off each others' clothes, or just rip off our own and get to it?