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The tension was almost unbearable....

 
 
Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 11:54 am
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Don't the English have their own rifleman?

Why do you always have to take our stuff?


Coz' they ain't got no cowboys over there, that's why. Them Aussies do, but them English don't know a cowboy from a cow chip.
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 11:57 am
Stray Cat
Stray Cat wrote:
Quote:
Don't the English have their own rifleman?

Why do you always have to take our stuff?


Coz' they ain't got no cowboys over there, that's why. Them Aussies do, but them English don't know a cowboy from a cow chip.


But you have to admit they have fox hunter riders, who are now legally prohibited from chasing them critters in their fancy red duds.

BBB
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 11:59 am
The Brits have nothing to offer.

Why in hell are we even talking to Lord Ellpus?
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BumbleBeeBoogie
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:00 pm
Gus
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
The Brits have nothing to offer.

Why in hell are we even talking to Lord Ellpus?


Retarded or bored?

BBB
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:02 pm
dagmaraka wrote:


...boomer, sorry to tell you this, but Kuryaken essentially means chicken in russian. or chickenson or something.... not the toughest of names.


OH YES YOU DID!!








<could've easily let us carry on with our lives in blissful ignorance>
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:05 pm
you wait till you get space cadets
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:07 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
The Brits have nothing to offer.

Why in hell are we even talking to Lord Ellpus?


HA! If it wasn't for us, you would never have won WW2!






No....wait a mo.....


I retract.
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:08 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
dagmaraka wrote:
...boomer, sorry to tell you this, but Kuryaken essentially means chicken in russian. or chickenson or something.... not the toughest of names.


So......Ilya is a well known French expression, and you are now saying that Kuryaken means chicken.

His name was therefore "There is the chicken".

You have just destroyed a childhood memory. I was ALWAYS Ilya Kuryaken when us boys played man from uncle, as I was the only blond one in our group.
God, I thought he was so COOL!

No no no! Dont worry! Cant you see? "Il y'a 'Kuryaken'" means more like, "There is a chicken", and it's obviously taken from when he had to warn everybody, bravely, at the risk of his own life, when a murderous, lethal chicken was roaming earth: he was the one flashing with superpower from place to place to warn good folks and rush them to safety, breathlessly: "There is a chicken! There is a chicken!", using the secret Russian code word for the lethal danger to avoid being smitten down by the fowl's spies!

They dont make 'em like that anymore.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:09 pm
We took advantage of your women, Lord.

For that..... I must apologize.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:10 pm
Does anyone know just exactly what the hell nimh is talking about?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:10 pm
Stray Cat wrote:
Quote:
Don't the English have their own rifleman?

Why do you always have to take our stuff?


them English don't know a cowboy from a cow chip.


Oh yes we do!.....A Cowboy is part of a disco group that sings YMCA, and a cow chip is a beef flavoured potato crisp.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:11 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Does anyone know just exactly what the hell nimh is talking about?
yes but a higher duty forbids me..
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nimh
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:12 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
Does anyone know just exactly what the hell nimh is talking about?

Does anybody ever?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:12 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
We took advantage of your women, Lord.

For that..... I must apologize.


My Mum STILL has the silk stockings.......


She's eaten the chocolate, though.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:13 pm
I told her, specifically, and I quote, "Make that damn chocolate last!"
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:27 pm
They ain't got none. They ain't got no chocolate and they ain't got no cowboys.

All's they got is them sissified sheep farmers.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:30 pm
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I told her, specifically, and I quote, "Make that damn chocolate last!"


DADDY, IS THAT YOU?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:33 pm
<runs towards Lord Ellpus, sobbing uncontrollably>
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:34 pm
<Hands Daddy a bill for child support, dating from 1944>
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Mon 12 Dec, 2005 12:34 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
gustavratzenhofer wrote:
I told her, specifically, and I quote, "Make that damn chocolate last!"


DADDY, IS THAT YOU?
nows your chance to claim your rightful inheritance. He might even have a clean pair of dungarees.
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