The tension was almost unbearable....

Hermaphrodites can't be gay.

Not even part of them?

McCord, McCain.... whoever's naming his characters didn't have much imagination. Kuryaken sounds cool (to a foreign, non-russian ear anyway), must have been a different director.

...boomer, sorry to tell you this, but Kuryaken essentially means chicken in russian. or chickenson or something.... not the toughest of names.

Couldn't one half fall in love with itself? As well as the other? Then you would have two gay people trapped in one body.

those are narcisists, not gays.

QUIT MAKING FUN OF MY BOYFRIEND!

do two narcisists in one body not satisfy you, gus? why do you always ask for more?

chicken-head!

Chuck Connors was gay . . . David McCollum was gay . . . Rock Hudson was gay . . . Ronald Reagan was gay . . . Damn ! ! ! I promised never to tell that last one . . . now i'm in for it . . .

Gus


Gus, I heard he was a life long rhinorrhoea victim.

BBB

We had to work on a budget in the early years of television.

To make a British cowboy programme would have meant flying all the actors over to Kansas or some other cowboy type place, or shoot it in somehwere like Dorset.
They TRIED Dorset, but the gunfights in the main street didn't quite look authentic enough, what with the thatched cottages either side, and Jones the Postman cycling through the scene.

So...we had to make do with other British "non cowboy" type programmes, such as Dr Who, The Prisoner and The Avengers.

Jones the Postman kept cycling through most of those scenes as well, but this time, he didn't look out of place.

So......Ilya is a well known French expression, and you are now saying that Kuryaken means chicken.

His name was therefore "There is the chicken".

You have just destroyed a childhood memory. I was ALWAYS Ilya Kuryaken when us boys played man from uncle, as I was the only blond one in our group.
God, I thought he was so COOL!















....not now though <sobs quietly>

Now you play the role of the deceased butler.

Ellpus, you're making me start to think you don't speak chicken after all. I thought you'd have known all along...

The Butler.......and I'll bet that Set will come along and tell us that HE was gay as well.

I don't care what his name means, he was HOT!



My brother was Napolen Solo, I was Ilya and my sister was Mr. Waverly.

Good times.

I'm not speaking to you, you...you...you childhood memory murderess.

Actually, i thought the butler was an asexual, sociopathic mass murderer . . . but it's been years now, and i'd have to go back and check . . .

you been reading about Space Cadets Lorde?

my betting is that there's a double bluff going on. They ALL know they are not really in Russia, about to be fired into space. The joke is on the viewer who thinks anyone really could be that stupid.

hey, i didn't name the chicken man!