Your doctor's bill for a hernia examination.
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Hernia.
Getting kneed in the groin by an outraged woman.
blooper
Singer who specialises in songs about unrequited love.
category
A bloke getting divorced.
Contact.
Using diplomacy when you reject someone.
diplomacy
Double digging manuring as you go.
Dysfunction.
How the mechanically inclined refer to the opposite of datfunction.
adhesive
put him through a seive
caecilian
A person who gleefully places obstructions in the path of others.
Patchwork
Job description of someone who spends his time fixing flat tires.
funicular
A purple passage in the book of knowledge.
Poetaster.
An Italian environmentalist who specialises in monitoring the purity of river water.
stipulation
A tattoo that includes the artist's signature.
gazelle
A hard drinking female footballer.
Croissant.
A cranky little insect who would rather have found a muffin crumb, preferring an English breakfast.
zodiac
A very predictable kind of pain in the back, which gives about 12 warning signs.
samovar
A health check on Samantha's reproductive system.
guess I'll just pick a word...
reproductive
New laboratory devoted exclusively to the cloning of ducks, for increased feather and food supplies.
blizzard
A second grade reptile.
laciniate
To decorate one's home with fabrics woven into an openwork pattern.
particulate
