A bathroom spray which renders a chap's landing scents after a double helping of chicken vindaloo acceptable to his mother-in-law when she visits to discuss her will.
Pompous.
A brand of cologne favored by windbags.
fidelity
A little white dog with its tail on fire.
Delicate.
Aunty Kath's nickname when she works in Uncle Joe's smallgoods shop.
mangrove
Where I found my husband.
monochromatic
An all silver colored Tommy Gun.
perspiration
Stealing lady's Birkins.
Curious.
Person who is adept reversing illness.
Polemic
Flu outbreak at a gentlemen's club.
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Viaduct
How Via Hammersham avoided being hit by a boomerang.
cartilage
The birthday for group of legally independent producers whose goal it is to fix prices, to limit supply and to limit competition.
ergonomic
Cheap travel fares to out of the way, uninteresting destinations.
claptrap
Where VD is caught, ie: a hookers bed.
slovenly
Making love to someone who hasn't showered in two weeks.
porphyria
Ria was a broke crazy lady
Saturday
The kind of day where you just sit around, doing nothing.
blanched
When you get smacked by a golden girl people say "You got blanched"
infidelity
The Russian Cuban policy in the late '50s.
Pointless.
Bringing a toy gun to a knife fight.
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Pederast
Oh thats just gross!!!
miniscule
