A 50's starlet who is no longer impressed with jewelry.
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Buttered
The color of your face after you pass gas in a croud of people and they all knew it was you.
Stubborn
A theatre ticket taker whose salary is based on the number of tickets ripped.
molybdenum
style of jeans worn exclusively by feminists who are proud of their ability to grow a moustache.
grubbiness
A domestic diva who prides herself on her cooking.
cadaver
A mortician with a passion for necrophilia.
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Merger
Someone who can't stop joining clubs and organizations.
geyser
A male geezer, as opposed to a female geezer . . .
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Lackawana
Someone without motivation or drive, often an in-law who lives with you. Can also refer to a loss of libido after many years of marriage.
leptospirosis
a fear of being surrounded be leprechauns
inglenook
The usual resting place after a boozy barn dance.
Logarithm
Recording the details of a pattern of musical movement.
memento
Poorly grammatically constructed statement that the speaker is also male.
coniferous
Of or relating to iron brassieres.
prohibit
A "missionary" only prostitute.
Skinflint.
Wealthy Yorkshireman
Miser
A baseball pitcher who can't pitch worth crap....
solitude
Batsman hit by cricket ball.
acre
another word for a hypochondriac
perfectionism
A pint of John Smith's Extra Smooth pulled by a buxom barmaid on a warm,sultry summer evening.
Ribald.
