A condiment used in courting rituals . . .
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Alkaline
Inebriation test carried out by road cops. Involves walking.
Ping.
A new and unpopular Chinese dance . . .
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Disability
The bag used by the getaway man . . .
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Disability (ahem)
Disorder also known as "Clinton's Zipper Problem". In it's most serious manifestations, can lead to impeachment and other complications.
Nevada
a place where divorce borders on ecstasy
trombone
Instrument which can be mastered by a dog.
latitude
a broad-minded attitude
diaspora
Incontinence pants for middle-aged ladies.
Dawdling.
Hours spend by adolescents, in front of mirrors, arranging hair and admiring themselves.
parricidal
intending to kill Polly and other parrots
milliner
Factory that requires all workers to wear hardhats.
contralto
A French lady with a husky voice.
Oblong.
Extremely long woodwind instrument, similar to an oboe, popular during the Elizabethan period.
Deuteronomy
The study of Atomic Stars . . .
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Arminianism
Colloquial expression, or idiom, used chiefly in Armenia
mosaic
A person with a condition that does not permit him to stop talking.
beneficial
Facial masque made from mashed bananas and nectarines.
squirrel
A spurt which becomes a small stream . . .
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Dastardly
Being allowed to be prodded forward slowly by pirates when walking the plank.
Sharkfest.
