Zee salon is more comfortable...
degradation
(That was hilarious George . . . kudos)
Lowering someone's score a test for being flippant . . .
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Aptitude
An over abundance of self confidence in one's abilities.
opaque
The residual pain after a surgical operation . . .
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Clandestine
what happens when you hit Oprah
PS George -- excellent post --
Nerf
Clandestine
A family owned chain of motels
Nerf
Having a lot of moxie or chutzpah but expressing it in a wimpish manner.
chutzpah
A relish which gives salad a reasonable taste.
Tomato.
a weapon rather like a tomahawk, but worn on the foot
Worn
A state inspired by previous post.
Tolerance.
Welcome, The Pen Is
A blue hair rinse favored by little old ladies.
debacle
(The Pen Is, when you have given a silly definition, you then need to provide the next word to be defined. It can be a noun, adjective, adverb, verb, etc., and it can be a proper noun, but just one word, please.)
A waterfowl known for tumbling head over heels upon landing . . .
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Unctuous
What a cornered rat isn't.
Warfarin.
Particularly bloody battle tactics
truffles
The flounces on the dress of a female impersonator . . .
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Jericho
A colloquial English expression for a particularly grubby commode.
Scraping.
Shaving with a dull blade your wife uses on her legs
Prozac
A support of the candicacy of Zachary Taylor
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Defibrillate
Drilling a tooth without anaesthetic.
Starfish.
A neophyte actress who is out of her depth
militia
A type of aimless group dance . . .
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Haberdashery