Miscellaneous fish parts discovered while dining
Moot
what cows are to a strict vegetarian
snippet
Trimming your poodle.
spaghetti
Healing spring in the rough quarter of town.
sophisticated
The act of gumming soft food because your dentures are in the rinse solution . . .
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Mosquito
Equador's Disneyland
thane
How to dethcribe thomeone with a thpeech impediment who ith not crathy . . .
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Xylophone
telephone from the no-longer-existent Yugoslavian Lobotomists' Organization
destiny
A limited objective.
Spoonful
Small amount of somethat that tastes like poo.
staples
What you tell your dog to do;what he really does.
Obstreperous
Restraints invented by OB-Gyn doctors . . .
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Juxtaposition
A department store chain that specialises in tools to help women glue themselves to men.
Lavender.
How did that happen?
Sorry.Sorry.
Juxtaposition.
A disco that allows women in free to lure chaps to buy drinks at ridiculous prices.
Lockup.
Up-swept hairdo
colostomy
A hundred sad sighs.
Belltower.
A ring that cements a relationship and foretells a wedding
Mustard
Someone who cannot help being late
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Jingoism
What Santa feels on Christmas Eve
stratagem