A Japanese perversion involving an odd number of dildoes fastened to a chaps back on a pole.
Olympic.
Photo of a beer formerly brewed in Olympia, WA.
sarcophagus
Tarry looking mucus coughed up in certain lung diseases.
cerebrum
A bundle of long stiff bristles used for cleaning up breakfast messes.
Gibbet
A rare howling monkey from Mauritania . . .
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Heinous
oops, and the word to work on is "scatological".
Term to describe one who is scatter-brained.
Obstreperous
Describes the difficulty of trying to pull up pantyhose which are one size too small.
Chiropractor
practitioner of the b(l)ack arts
tumbledown
the fine hair that grows on a beer-belly.
perspicacious
A large expanse of sweaty flesh.
Oblong.
not only stupid, but going on and on being stupid
whelk
A moose from Minnesota given to singing schmaltzy songs . . .
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Ruritania
A country with no cities, totally rural, in central Europe.
Hegelian
An admirer of male homosexuals . . .
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Vivacious
as beautiful as Vivien Leigh
recidivist
A New Zealander who is suffering because his undergarment is shrinking.
Camber.
what happens on a street light after cred
Jurassic
A threat of physical violence, usually followed by "grass."
novella