The pleasure one gets from popping the bubbles in bubble wrap.
freckled
A ginger-haired chubby Lady who has just been kissed all over.
Delerium.
a chemical element which erases all other chemical elements
jocular
A male item of underwear which lends itself to being twanged by the simple expedient of being pulled a fair way and then released suddenly and without warning.
Stern.
A paycheck that clearly does not reflect one's worth.
Instruction
The perpetual state of Chicago's expressways
Mallard
Types of fats, such as trans fats, which are particularly nasty artery cloggers.
Assessment
Coveting thy neighbor's wife a little too enthusiastically.
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Benchmark
Ridges in one's derrière from sitting on slatted park benches.
Comfort
Russian castle used as hotel
Badinage
Conversation on old folk's home for gentlewomen.
Hoopla.
Name for a women's Sewing Circle group that specializes in embroidery.
tobacco
Where the people who buy inexpensive theatre tickets are seated.
inexpensive
Nostalgia brought on by thoughts of a former spouse.
coliseum
a place to look at Lassie and her kin
Pigalle
A meat market that sells only pork products.
effluvium
Swimmin' hole for Silas Marner's adopted daughter . . .
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Brachiate
The source of Fred Flintstone's gastric distress.
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Lullaby
The period of time between the President's Day and Easter sales.
coupon
