Something that a Parrot leans on.
Vacuum.
Inside an Essex girl's head.
helicopter
Admission of sexual misconduct.
ceramic
droit de seigneur in remote villages
gastronome
Keeping time to flatulence.
cathode
The best work of Katharine Mansfield.
boomerang
a Bombe Alaska that went off
prophylactic
Favoring Phillip's feigned facial twitch . . .
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Betelgeuse
an aggressive farm bird with its beak stained from chewing narcotic nuts.
Collection
The process of turning ordinary streets into cul de sacs . . .
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Verdigris
An unstaged opera based on the conflict between Athens and Sparta.
Impetigo
What happens when I meet an imp and ET.
Illuminati
A cult which sets miniscule insects on fire . . .
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Quantum
15 pints of John Smith's Extra Smooth.
Instrumental.
Necessary part of an orchestra
bicep
A muscle that swings hetero or homo . . .
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Vitality
Being chased by an A2K lady wielding a swishy cane.
Vexillogical.
A magic spell that doesn't make any sense.
fret
Small snack to ward off hunger before a meal.
humiliate
A brand of room freshening spray.
Halfpence