Gold coins in buckets.
Saponification.
The proliferation of soap operas
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Autodidact
An expensive machine used to entertain mature ladies superficially.
Chaperone
Protective clothing for stylish cowgirls
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Ecliptic
Referring to a tube of waxy color for liposuckers
bursitis
An inflammation of anything to do with Aaron Burr.
Monongahela
Tackling a bevy of beauties single handed.
Bumpstart.
What a wife gives to a lazy husband to get him off the couch and away from the TV.
saturation
A state often reached by round-the-world lone women sailors.
Scuppernong.
A fear that one is about to fall from a high place, accompanied by dizziness and a pounding in one's ears.
pudgy
Indian take-away
Butterscotch
Lubricant used by Scots homosexuals
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Horrendous
A very fat prostitute
brilliance
A surplus of fish
bagpipe
Cherie Blair's Corncob.
Egregious.
A omelette served up by Regis Philbin.
cricket
A small crick. "I have a cricket in my neck"
Humungous.
What Ratzenhoffer is alleged to be.
perspicacity
The town of the sweaty people
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Catafalque
The activity that follows catamount.
refundable
