jerk -- an Australian mammal that scratches on cricket pitches.
coruscation.
A flock of birds singing at sunrise.
shibboleth
A religious doctrine popular in the Civil Service.
Elasticated.
euphemism for drunk
polystyrene
Prone to many simultaneous infections of the oil glands in the eye--"lumpy lidded"
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Stochastic
sarcastic in an obvious, stolid sort of way, as in: "Ooh you crashed the car AGAIN, Aren't YOU clever?"
coronation
A country the population of which is entirely composed of choirs
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Laudable
a person who dabbles in law, especially maliciously
itinerant
A person that devours and spout.
Connivance
a cutlery fetish - same as buyforkation and spoonbill
gerontophobia
an obsession with tracing the geneology of a type of pet rat.
koradgee
kedgeree from a Korean restaurant
kedgeree
The woody marsh plant from which an Australian musical instrument is made
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Didgeridoo
the refrain of an old Devon folk-song:
John Widgery be my chap, my lover,
Ah John Widgery do bide whoam (stay home)]
Didgery, didgery dooooo!
jalapeño
Foul breath produced by ingesting too many chilis
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Deviant
Devriesj's real name and status
lampoon
switching the light back on.
grumbleflick.
classic Disney animation movie starring Grumpy the Dwarf.
bombastic
the attitude of someone, when a grenade is thrown, catches it and throws it back
grenade
a particularly obnoxious flatulence happening in a crowded bar on a hot night.
scaphander
