Postern modern fairy tale word merge of 'long long time ago' and 'in a land far far away'. Seen particularly in sms books.
jejune
A beer expert's judgement of Budweiser.
Bucketshop.
An obsolete and forbidden sexual practice
palacial
will this silliness
A relationship where one buddy ties up another's boots.
Deliberation
Sending a woman back to the kitchen
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Hypotenuse
Riding ten horses.
Cabalistic
going berserk when your television service goes out
forfeiture
The condition of having two left feet . . . and two right feet
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Narwhal
A designation by dentists of patients who need their front teeth straightening.
Boomerang.
The state of having a pot on the stove blow up at the same time the doorbell rings
poltergeist
A state of mind conditioned by a punch from Mike Tyson.
Bonus.
silliness
A reply given when the waiter asks if your group wants the filet, or the steak with bone in.
Portrait
a tendency for poverty to fun in families
extinct
A former tincture, which has lost its base metal
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Abysmal
What the fat lady said when she tried on a dress that didn't quite fit her.
ricochet
silliness
A smelly Irishman.
Hundinger
welcome to the games, NWI
a honey of a German fräulein
gastronomy
The study of large planets (gas giants)
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Forensic
Asian flu
(hey you're talking about my home planet there, Setanta buddy)
belligerent
The cost of leasing a war zone
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Deuteronomy
