Sour old graduates.
ringtone
sound of a wedding band being flushed down the toilet
precarious
A perfect set of teeth, before any cavities have developed.
Torment
Poor dental hygiene.
tropical
Torment - a roommate who's always late with the rent.
tropical
Hot topics in A2K news forums
Accident
A double dose of exotic plants.
gargantuan
Someone who always manages to foul things up
Tweezer
A small, wrinkled, twelve-year old.
textbook
tweezer: romantic asthmatic. the kind that strolls by the seaside during dawn or dusk
Condolences
What one receives prior to a visit from the Secretary of State.
reference
textbook: opposite of the presidential library books. book with words, not pictures.
condolences
grrrr. too slow.
reference it is.
reference--shower taken by refs after the game's over
Crunchy
Porn starring geezers. (Crusty/raunchy)
salivate
drooling after eating too much
supplement
what the gymnast intended
fomentation
The act of thinking about one's enemies
Chastity
Charles' private part (tee hee hee)
sojourn
