Buying DVDs in the shops.
Bumfluff.
A young lady who will do anything.
jungle
Making a hash of psychological symbolism
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Neutron
Neither male or female. :wink:
Sardar
A device for scrambling the enemy's radar.
Infiltrate.
The filtrate that failed to get out and is doomed to stay with the residue.
Pagal.
Gov Rendell's sister Grace.
Nepotism.
teaching small relatives how to use the lavatory
topical
twin sister of tropical.
Geezer.
A fizzy pop which causes your eyes to water when the bubbles get up your nose.
Uncorked.
a gurn with the safety catch orn
edifying
a dizzy blonde who never falls over.
Bellicose.
irritable bowel syndrome
redress
The discreet rearrangement of the trouser gusset when the tailor approaches a gentleman to measure his inside leg. The proper method is to stand up close to something, a display cabinet say, or even a wall, so that he can only approach from one side and adjusting one's dress correctly, assuming one isn't Elton John, avoids any embarrassments.
Tuxedo.
one of those beds in hotels that is tucked in excessively, so it takes a strong man several minutes to liberate the sheets
libido
Being fiftieth in an orderly queue.
Regimental
A paranoid soldier.
Genghis Khan
Gent's can?
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Do whatever they like within reason...
Log off?
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Maybe you should do that and give us all a break!
only kidding S...
