Recently issued commemorative coins.
papaya
When one agrees with their father.
attainable
A lady sat on a bar stool with her silk-stockinged legs crossed with a sign saying "Toofer Ze Prize Offvon".
Agnostic.
little silver (chemical sign Ag, from the Latin "argentum") tool for removing boogers.
ecstatic
Two globules of primal life forms uniting in lurve with electrical titivation and a condom.
Convenience.
(UN-there's no need to explain your jokes.)
some of yours could use some explanation, spendi, and, uh, didn't we just do "convenience"?
oh, all right, gathering a large number of people together in one room (now let's avoid the word for several days at least, ok?)
intelligent design
(isn't that a phrase, and not a word?)
A magnificent plan, devised by women, which falls on the deaf ears of men who refuse to listen.
combustible
The state of those men who do listen.
Domestic.
Yorkshire males
domesticated
The state of being bored to tears by silly little men with heads and egos the size of the roof of St Paul's Cathedral.
collection
A "clean out the fridge" casserole, made only from left-overs or ingredients in already opened jars, combined with some pasta or rice.
gabardine
In the style of a poet from Georgia.
military
Organized group of factory workers who are protesting delays in receiving their benefits.
mendacity
What Giuliani did after 9/11
oblivious
What someone is when they walk past a tv journo doing a live cross on camera and don't pull a funny face, wave, yell 'hi mom' or even rubber neck.
Hollandaise
That inseparable pair of elderly busybodies, Miss Holly Brampton and Miss Daisy Ramsbotham from the beloved British soapie Coronation Road.
arsenal
What gets wet, when you jump into the water.
proclivity
Undue dedication to going forth and multiplying
extension
The sudden uncontrollable urge to commit mayhem and murder that takes over your personality whenever your recently divorced spouse enters the same room as you.
feasibility
