Farmerman, do not underestimate your contribution to a very enjoyable read. As my science knowledge is a joke, I feel right at home.
Ok DD, I think we can all look forward to the time when these three theories are given equal time in science classrooms across the country, and eventually the world; One third time for Intelligent Design, one third time for Flying Spaghetti Monsterism, and one third time for logical conjecture based on overwhelming observable evidence.
What was (the) flying spaghetti monster doing? Anyhoo.