Strange sort wrapped in drapes.
Happy lips hanging seemingly in mid-air.
Has strange intimate knowledge of fellow posters.
Happiest in warm & sunny places.
Has a middle name of Herbert
Lives in a very green mountain state.
Points out the obvious.
(I am working, I'm on the other phone line listening to a boring customer)
Should be convincing customer to plant hostas.
Likes to tell me what I should do.
Should be removing clothes.
Likes to point out the obvious.