Doing a Ratzenhofer/The A2K Typo Hall of Shame

The following thread titles were submitted by Gustavratzenhofer over the course of the past week. I submit them here for your perusal.

"Midgets eats orange in front of trucker"

"The Calamity Jane Thread."

In the first title, it is obvious that the structure of the phrase is grammatically vague at best, and quite possibly, I'm ashamed to say, absolutely incorrect. It's like a monkey took over his keyboard and tapped that out.

In the second example, there are two egregious errors. The first is the misspelling of CalamityJane, by adding a space. This is midly repellant and offensive in itself, but it is compounded by that period just hanging there at the end of a phrase that can in no way be construed as a full sentence, by any sane person. Was he drunk when he posted this?

I submit that this kind of sloppy posting is a blight on the otherwise bright and beautiful landscape of A2K, and should be corrected immediately.

BUT:

Since there is no way to edit posts on this site, that can't happen. I therefore submit that from this moment forward, any typos, incorrect grammar, or mistakes of any kind be deemed "Doing a Ratzenhofer" and be posted here in the A2K typo hall of shame, along with a demand of a full apology by the poster in question. It's the only way to make things right again. We're all in this together, people. Let's keep A2K spinning in the right direction, shall we?