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Man suing ex-girlfriend for gluing genitals to abdomen

 
 
Reyn
 
Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 12:08 am
Read all about it here!

Is it a full moon yet?

Pennsylvania man demands damages from ex-girlfriend who glued genitals
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 12:14 am
Could have been worse. She could have used the knife.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 12:20 am
There ya go! A silver lining in every cloud!

By the way, I've taken note..... :wink:
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edgarblythe
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 05:53 am
Could have been worse. She might have glued his butte hole shut.
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material girl
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 05:57 am
Ouch, Im all for a swift knee to the groin but no matter what the guy has done you dont mess with the tickle tackle in that way.
Its his baby making equipment, it would be like somebody putting a clamp on our philopian tubes.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 06:51 am
LOL! Very original.
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parados
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 07:26 am
For the do it yourselfers in the crowd

Quote:
Pacer Technology Launches Bondini Brush-On Remover Gel

Do you love using Super Glue, but hate when it sticks to you or unwanted areas? The company responsible for the dilemma is introducing an instant glue remover to rectify these overly sticky situations.


http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/9243/124

Available at your local hardware store. :wink:
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 07:31 am
*giggles* Good idea parados.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 07:34 am
I think it's hilarious....but tragic at the same time. Poor guy...didn't deserve it. But my question is, how?? Was he drugged? Stoned and thought it would be fun? How does one get that close to someones ass, drip super glue into it and press it together without that person knowing? And then proceed to glue his d*ck to his belly? (or vice versa, who knows how it went down).
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 07:36 am
Yet another warning against breaking up with people.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:09 am
no. it would have been easy Bella

when someone is asleep.. and lets say he was on his back , the little amount of touching you would have to do, would not wak someone up.
Espically if you wait for REM,,


now the butt cheeks.. well.. she would have had to 'hold them' while the glue dried..
THAT would have been a great front page picture.. HAHAH

I too think it is funnier then hell..
but another part of me is just.. shocked with this woman.
She could have really physically damaged that man
and all for a joke?
she needs some psych care.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:13 am
Following Sturgis-

Or of starting relationships with certain kinds of fractious temperments which are easily distinguishable to those who have taken the trouble to understand them.
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:18 am
edgarblythe wrote:
Could have been worse. She might have glued his butte hole shut.

Well, she did glue his butt together, so close I guess. Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:20 am
parados wrote:
For the do it yourselfers in the crowd

Quote:
Pacer Technology Launches Bondini Brush-On Remover Gel

Do you love using Super Glue, but hate when it sticks to you or unwanted areas? The company responsible for the dilemma is introducing an instant glue remover to rectify these overly sticky situations.


http://news.thomasnet.com/fullstory/9243/124

Available at your local hardware store. :wink:
Well, the guy was obviously an idiot. If he was going to break it off with his girlfriend, his first trip should have been to pick a bottle of this remover first! Sheesh! Get it right fella! Laughing
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:22 am
Sturgis wrote:
Yet another warning against breaking up with people.

Yes! a warning for anyone who wants to leave A2K. we're gonna come over and glue your hands to the keyboard and nose to the monitor!! Laughing
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:23 am
So, your saying Reyn that the guy knew before it happen? Very Happy
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Gargamel
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:51 am
The worst thing about getting your dick glued to your belly is waking up and pissing in your own face.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:55 am
*giggles* True
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 08:59 am
Gargamel wrote:
The worst thing about getting your dick glued to your belly is waking up and pissing in your own face.


or having a wet dream.........
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Reyn
 
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Reply Fri 4 Nov, 2005 09:19 am
AngeliqueEast wrote:
So, your saying Reyn that the guy knew before it happen? Very Happy

No, I'm saying that the very foolish guy should have been prepared! Laughing
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