Glued to toilet, man sues Home Depot

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gets off to that kinda stuff. and put it there himself?
dodnt realize how f-n sticky it was and freaked..

dag has a good point.
someone would have had to literally PASS him in the stalls for it to still be wet enough to adhear to his hind end..

Well, it does sound like amazing (!!!!) glue.

Where can I buy some?

quarreled with anyone lately, piffka? have some issues to settle with anyone?

Funny you should say that. I was just now getting ready to post this very same story.

You can imagine my big disappointment when da Dee already beat me to it!

That's okay. I've already upped this story tonight by posting THIS HERE.

<pulls out banjo and plays tune from "Deliverance">

hehehehe.....<tears rolling down cheeks, slapping thigh>

Ah, I needed that. You have such a way with words, wolfie! :wink:

I can't believe you guys missed this! It's got to be a joke, right?



"Go back toward your behind"? These are instructions for restrooms?