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Did you know that crosswords are a conditioning process whereby the compiler can infiltrate his ideas into your head.When you get a correct answer it produces a small frisson of pleasure much like that which we presume pigeons get when parched peas are used to train them to walk in figures of 8 or seals get with raw herrings when they are being taught to play God Save The Queen on the organ.

Pavlov is reputed to have invented this method.He used dogs and he trained them to perform the most fiendishly clever tricks.

Dr Barnard,in the USA,also mentions somewhere that crosswords increase stress levels which he says is bad for you especially when associated with a high fat diet.

CASSIUS CLAY

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