Sat 15 Oct, 2005 03:07 pm
I have a friend who lives on Lake Minnetonka and he was on his dock having a cold beer when he saw the canoes coming around the corner. You heard me right....canoes! He said it was the strangest things he has ever seen, all these naked football players and hookers, intertwined in a frenzied bacchanalian session. He said heads were going up and down, there was much grunting and groaning and on several occasions the canoes came perilously close to tipping. He saw several waitresses trying to work their ways through the writhing bodies and there was a gentleman near the back wearing a captain's hat. He saw the captain answer his cell phone and then the boats did a beautifully choreographed u-turn and headed back around the corner, the grunting, writhing players and hookers unaware of the change in direction.
My friend said the tortured screams of the waitresses still haunt him.
Here's the story in case you haven't read about it....
Football players gone wild
Well, football players aren't known for their brains.
Justice Scalia would approve
(link didn't work for me but I have the mental pictures to work with)
Speaking of boats, canoe loan me a few bucks?
That one just cost you your joke-telling privileges, Edgar.
Turn them in at the front desk.
I suppose Vikings have always done this. But I tell ya Hagar's going to be in big trouble when he gets home.........
That joke was good enough for the Jack Kirkwood radio show fifty years ago. It should be good enough for a2k.