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Flat Earth Theory correct -Scientists prove

 
 
Acquiunk
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2005 05:16 pm
John Jones wrote:
Right. So the earth is flat then.



"In the space of one hundred and seventy-six years the Lower
Mississippi has shortened itself two hundred and forty-two miles.
That is an average of a trifle over one mile and a third per year.
Therefore, any calm person, who is not blind or idiotic,
can see that in the Old Oolitic Silurian Period,' just a million
years ago next November, the Lower Mississippi River was upwards
of one million three hundred thousand miles long, and stuck out
over the Gulf of Mexico like a fishing-rod. And by the same token
any person can see that seven hundred and forty-two years from now
the Lower Mississippi will be only a mile and three-quarters long,
and Cairo and New Orleans will have joined their streets together,
and be plodding comfortably along under a single mayor and a mutual
board of aldermen. There is something fascinating about science.
One gets such wholesale returns of conjecture out of such a trifling
investment of fact."


Mark Twain
Life on the Mississippi

Twain Link
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spendius
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2005 05:34 pm
One cannot help but bow lowly and with veneration at such wit.But you can get hiccups if you don't wait until you have stopped laughing.
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farmerman
 
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Reply Mon 3 Oct, 2005 05:35 pm
acquiunk , quoting Clemens , said
Quote:
the Old Oolitic Silurian Period,' just a million
years ago next November,

Twain was always a stickler for accuracy
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