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Kickycan's Rejection Scrapbook

 
 
dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:00 pm
We all have our own, inner, Ellpus, Nimh!!!!


Just listen to your inner Ellpus.....
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:00 pm
Kicky is in the top group of people that i want to meet.
and im female


dont i count?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:14 pm
dlowan wrote:
We all have our own, inner, Ellpus, Nimh!!!!



STOP PRESS.

Any females who are lacking an inner Ellpus, but would like one, should report to room 312 of the Kensington Hotel, London, on December 15th.

Start time will be 9am, and time slots will be limited to 10 minutes.

Please bring your own sandwiches.

Thank You.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:21 pm
I have my own inner Ellpus, but I appreciate the thought.
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:39 pm
LOL!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 04:59 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Kicky is in the top group of people that i want to meet.
and im female


dont i count?


I don't know.


***********

How many asterisks are there?
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Reyn
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 05:31 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
.....But let's face it....it has fallen flat. It wasn't the first time this has happened on A2K, nor will it be the last.

Many is the time that I have pressed the "submit" button, only to almost immediately regret my post or comment. I am not alone in this, no doubt.

Oh, yeah! I hear ya, brother! :wink: Laughing
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 05:46 pm
According to nimh, I'm like Guinness: BRILLIANT!
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nimh
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 06:06 pm
There ya go.

Here's a cookie.
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dlowan
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 06:32 pm
Look to the cookie!
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Merry Andrew
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 07:40 pm
There's way too many cookies on my computer now. And they don't taste good with all that spam.
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InfraBlue
 
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Reply Thu 29 Sep, 2005 11:10 pm
Slappy wrote:
First off...little too much time on your hands going through Kicky's threads?

Don't pick on Kicky. Just because he's a total wuss non-alpha male who wouldn't know what to do if he walked in his bedroom on a hot girl masturbating to his picture, don't pick on him. I mean, just because he couldn't get laid in a monkey whorehouse with a fistful of bananas, he's still a nice guy. And women like nice guys, right? Ok, maybe not. But just leave that little non-pu$$y getting guy alone, ok? It's not his fault everything that come out of his mouth while talking to women is as smooth as sandpaper...well it IS his fault, but still...we shouldn't pick on him.


This has got to be the funniest, back-handed defense post I've ever read on A2K. The timing was perfect, coming right after our Lordship's well intentioned wet towel.

I couldn't breath there for a while from laughing so much.
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Stray Cat
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2005 11:55 am
I think there's been some misunderstanding about why I started this thread.

I really just meant this to be a kind of support group -- but done with some humor -- for our dear friend, Kicky.

In fact, just recently, I gave up a perfectly good Friday night -- when I could have been out having some vino -- to sit with Kickycan and help him figure out why he has this ongoing "hostility" problem -- this need to lash out.

Actually, it's only certain groups of people he has a problem with, like the following:

1) Women
2) Coworkers
3) Bosses
4) Friends
5) Family
6) Children
7) Dogs
8) All of Corporate America

just to name a few.

Anyway, after sitting up half the night with him, trying to reason with him, giving him emotional support, and some well-intentioned advice.....you won't believe what he did to me!

I think when you see the picture below, you'll understand why I felt compelled to start this thread.






http://www.swapmeetdave.com/Humor/Cats/GoldieInToiletT.jpg

That was sooo not funny, Kickycan.
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2005 11:57 am
(smiling)
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panzade
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2005 12:07 pm
Now I see everything crystal clear.

KICKY!

Young man! You get in this house.This INSTANT!
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colorbook
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2005 12:20 pm
Flushing a cat! Kicky you are grounded!
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2005 05:17 pm
Where IS Kicky?
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ossobuco
 
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Reply Sun 2 Oct, 2005 05:23 pm
Away for the weekend.. said so in some thread.
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