Funniest Spelling Bee non-words!

I thought there should be a thread to create and/or vote for the funniest fake "word" that can be made using the NYT Spelling Bee letters on any given day. I DON'T mean those long, *real* words that you almost can make if it just weren't for ONE pesky letter being missing. I mean ones that you CAN make using only the letters provided--except they aren't actually words. They don't need to be pangrams, but certainly can be.

For example, this past Sunday I came up with ENTEEFING, the act of sinking one's teeth into something. Today the best I could come up with is DEMONEYED, which is what wealthy people or corporations can be when sued into oblivion (which is, admittedly, rather close to some real answers, so it isn't as funny).

There probably won't be enough answers on any given day to have a vote, so depending on how many people contribute, "best of the week" or "best of the month" is likely the best way to do it. Again, fake words only, if there's any doubt whether something is a legitimate answer, please test it before posting.