I am not insane and I may even be certifiable.
I'll have three large ones please. Green.
Has anyone seen my lofferwoffer?
In an attempt to bring some seriousness and order to this thread, I shall now answer the next question.
A. Yes I do, three times a week.
i'm cookoo for cocao puffs
I am not insane I am a free man!
(and you are Number 3)
Oh I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts
there they are all standing in a row
big ones small ones, some as big as your head
give 'em a twist, a flick of the wrist...
They're coming to take me away, ha-haaa.
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haaa.
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy
to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming
to take me away, ha-haaa!!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket
weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're
coming to take me away, ha-haa!!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...
sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you don't
......and sometimes one feels that someone is nibbling one's nuts....and sometimes one doesn't.
I AM number one
two is not a winner
and three nobody remembers
Now up jumped the cook of our gallant ship
and a crazy old curmudgeon was he*
I care much more for my kettles and my pots
Than I do for the bottom of the sea.
Then 3 times round spun our gallant ship
and 3 times round spun she
3 times round spun our gallant ship
then she sank to the bottom of the sea.
(*There are other versions of this song, some insist he is just crusty or crusted or dusted or rusted or musted lusted while being busted...checkerboard square for all the lyrics to The Mermaid and then listen to your Clancy Brothers albums at top volume at 3 a.m.)
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