Crazielady420 wrote:nimh wrote:Id vote for crazie ... Vote Crazie, You Know It Makes Sense!
Sense it makes, yes of this, sense is the only thing that this does choose to make of it all.... right
To be fair, I nicked that slogan from the Official Monster Raving Loony Party ...
here's some pictures of the candidates they put up in the last British elections. And here's
their Manicfesto. It includes such laudable points as:
Education
- We pledge to reduce class sizes by making the pupils sit closer to one another and issuing them with smaller desks.
- All future Deputy Prime Ministers will be required to be fluent in at least one language to encourage the education system.
Economy
- We will issue a 99p coin to save on change.
- Rich people should be taxed to pay for the printing of money, as they use most of it.
Transport
- 4 wheel drive vehicles will only be allowed to drive off road, therefore stopping mothers picking up their children from school in them when they only live 100 yards down the road. They will also be wrapped in bubble wrap to make them safer.
Law & Order
- All police will be made to say HELLO, HELLO, HELLO when making an arrest.
Defence
- The white cliffs of Dover will be painted blue to camouflage our islands.
- All WMD's (weapons of Mass Distraction) will be made highly visible so that we can find them.
Environment
- All food shall be clearly labelled "Recommended for Oral Use".
- Half the grey squirrel population will be painted red in order to increase the red squirrel population.
Political Reform
- The Houses of parliament will be demolished and replaced by a mobile parliament. This will allow MPs to be picked up in the mornings if their cars won't start. It will also allow the public to see parliament at work and members will be able to wave to the public as it is going along.
More Education
