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Wed 7 Sep, 2005 09:12 pm
After nearly 700 successful launches, I've hit a plateau in my research. You see, I'm trying to determine which type of cat is more likely to achive stable trajectory, and thus successful sub-orbital altitude when launched from my cold-fusion accelerator.
On the one hand, a short haired feline "vehicle" has a much lower drag coefficient than his long hair counterpart. Initial and terminal velocity are greater but the short haired vehicle suffers from marked instability at the higher mach numbers and is more likely to spiral out of control until it disintegrates under massive G loads.
The long haired vehicle, while exhibiting a lower initial and terminal velocity due to the higher drag coefficient, is much more stable especially through the transonic range. However, the increased drag generates higher surface temperatures which normally causes Mr. Whiskers to burst into flames at around Mach 7.
More research is needed.
Psssst-- I've seen a quite a few cats around here, be careful where you tread
barefootTia wrote:Psssst-- I've seen a quite a few cats around here, be careful where you tread
Send 'em my way, will ya? I need more vehicles.
I think the big cats find pigs very tasty
What if you shaved some racing stripes into the fur of the long-hair? Do you have an air chamber? Maybe run some tests on the aerodynamics of various patterns.
Skwerl....
is dat you!
Hisssss!!!!!!!!!1
I made a giant wind tunnel for aerodynamic testing using a lawn mower set on it's side and several 55 gallon barrels welded together end to end.
Well, the test vehicles tend to panic and run towards the sound and the results are...messy.
You're Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, aren't you?
You are soooooooo out of date.
dlowan wrote:You're Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies, aren't you?
You are soooooooo out of date.
No, I'm just drawn that way.
You are a photograph of a pig's head.
If you were a pig, you would be deceased.
You signify Beelzebub, Lord of the Flies.
Did you like the book, BTW?
It's been at least 30 years since I've read the book. Perhaps it's time to revisit it, eh? No, I just saw this pic on Google and thought to myself, "Gee, that's probably what my wife sees when she looks my ugly ass."
But yes, the Beezlebub conotation did occur to me.
Now THERE is a thought to warm the cockles, and bring up dinner...
Actually, I'm a cross between Sean Connery and any given member of The Wiggles.
Skwerl X wrote:Actually, I'm a cross between Sean Connery and any given member of The Wiggles.
WIGGLES???!!!
Oh dear OUTGOING!!!!
(Sean swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon draws shades.....)