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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 01:09 pm
did u know that they now have a bra and underwear line that you can buy for your girlfriend that will track down there everymove and takes their vital signs, so u can see if she is cheating on you and the girl can't even tell... google it, GPS tracking in underwear... creepy man, I think they sell it in Europe somewhere
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dragon49
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 01:10 pm
spendius wrote:
I have considered this matter of titty sweat and have invented a neat solution.You get your nipples and your ears pierced and thread a gold chain from one to the other of a length which exactly allows your titties to be raised from the floppy position and thus air can freely circulate around areas it wouldn't normally do.It probably isn't a good idea to try any back somersaults or Positions 51-64 in the Kama Sutra using my invention.Whether it could be used in other areas of the body where there are restricted air flows I will consider later.It would certainly have an additional advantage of providing a novel aspect to ladies evening dress decolletage which has become a trifle repetitive.


hmm, this could also be helpful later in life as gravity takes its toll on the ladies...i am ready...sign me up.
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 05:36 pm
SW wrote-

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if i tickle your testicles..
you drop money?


and

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where did you say you lived again?


I could do the terrier on the rat with that but I am an English gent and I know you are in the throes of looking at bridal gowns,dignified ceremonies,reception venues, romantic honeymoon settings and quality photographic records so I will restrain myself.

I will be content with the thought.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:13 pm
you do the same?

hell.. where do YOU live?
I have 2 hands...
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:14 pm
Yeah,I know.That's twice as bad.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:18 pm
Laughing
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:22 pm
It's no laughing matter.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:30 pm
dont get completely flustered there Spend...
im hundreds of miles away..

but i can send you a picture of my hand to help you along.. ;-)
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spendius
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:34 pm
No don't.I like 8 hours sleep.

Do you file your nails?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:42 pm
one hand is clipped and slathered in lotion

another is a little rough and unclipped... for those who prefer variety
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Bodhisattvawannabe
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:50 pm
I make frequent trips to the ladies room and "lift and dry". Gotta be careful not to get heat rash.
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Justthefax
 
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Reply Fri 9 Sep, 2005 06:53 pm
I think a good thing between your well you know, would be my face.
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