It's gonna take an oceannnnna......
Of calimine lotionnnnnnnaa.....
In the heat of Summer, most men suffer the curse of Betty Swollocks.
I find that jogging round the block naked, with a cold face cloth to hand, usually sets me up for the day.
Also, attaching an ice-pack using Lady E's hairnet to secure nicely around the tackle works well. When people stare at the gi-normous package in your well-pressed slacks let them assume you are suffering from scrotal inflammation.
I hope you don't put that facecloth back on the bathroom rail afterwards!
oohh.. even better idea
buy a water bra
then freeze it.
you would have some armed and dangerous pointer sisters !
Brilliant. Going shopping for water bra. Slosh, slosh, slosh.....
or those gel bras...
that would feel a bit.. tit-a-lating
ICE CREAM....GET YER ICE CREAM!
But when it got to body temperature wouldn't that be rubbery, stick to your boobage? Yeeach! Peeling bra off ....
I know, I know. Let's develop an air-bra! Small air conditioners, running off two AAA batteries, that issue cold air between the girls, or circulating down for under boobage coolness.
In meeting, ahem, yes Ms. Heeven what is your response to the suggested presentation.
Well I .... whirr whirr ... personally I think that we should ... sputter, sputter, whirr ... just a sec gentlemen the machinery is on the blink ... chug, chug, sputter ... I'll be right back ....
Chai Tea wrote:However, it is a well known fact that female whales get aroused by seeing nipple rings on boy whales.
I wonder, do girl dolphins have cute little tattoos of humans on their fins?
nimh wrote:Chai Tea wrote:However, it is a well known fact that female whales get aroused by seeing nipple rings on boy whales.
I wonder, do girl dolphins have cute little tattoos of humans on their fins?
damn good question, I'll check on my day off
nimh wrote:Chai Tea wrote:However, it is a well known fact that female whales get aroused by seeing nipple rings on boy whales.
I wonder, do girl dolphins have cute little tattoos of humans on their fins?
just as we have sex toys called Dolphins,
they have vibrators called humans..
wwwwhhhhhhrrrrrr...
thanks heeven immensely for developing the air conditioned bra...
wait, what about those things you freeze and then put on your neck which are supposed to keep you cool for something like 8 hours? or better yet, a mister over the ladies??? oh wait, we are trying to stay dry. hmmm, i wonder why they haven't created a bra made out of that wicking material they make golf shoes out of. oh even better, did anyone see dune? how about a bra that collects the sweat, converts it to drinking water and then you can drink it!!!! i like that one...no dehydration then...
The Dragon of Circle 49 wrote-
Quote:spendius, you bring up a good point. men do have it rough with the testicles, i didn't think about that. i mean, my breasts are suspened between anything, they hang out there freely. where as testicles, ouch. i have often wondered how men walk as a result...
Actually I have no problem walking.The main problem with testicles is that all the money drains out of my wallet when a lady gets her hands on them.
I have considered this matter of titty sweat and have invented a neat solution.You get your nipples and your ears pierced and thread a gold chain from one to the other of a length which exactly allows your titties to be raised from the floppy position and thus air can freely circulate around areas it wouldn't normally do.It probably isn't a good idea to try any back somersaults or Positions 51-64 in the Kama Sutra using my invention.Whether it could be used in other areas of the body where there are restricted air flows I will consider later.It would certainly have an additional advantage of providing a novel aspect to ladies evening dress decolletage which has become a trifle repetitive.
if i tickle your testicles..
you drop money?
where did you say you lived again?
