One for the girls

Slappy-These charges, youll be paying us right!?

Southern Belle Tip #23:
Just spray a little perfume there. It's mostly alcohol, so it will dry you out...and it'll make you smell even better than you naturally do.

Ghetto Belle tip # 25

dont use baby powder.
Irritant, scrapes in the skin quickly turn into red rash
powder clumps up and makes a big mess..

<LOL, Shewolf!>

How true! We learned that in junior high gym class, as I remember. What a mess...

I don't believe breasts are a sex organ, one can reproduce without them.

Breasts, although quite attractive, are for supplying milk to babies.

You rarely see a squirrel saying to his buddies "Hey, get a look at the ba-zongas on that one"

the platapus doesn't either, as has been pointed out to us recently, does not have breasts.

However, it is a well known fact that female whales get aroused by seeing nipple rings on boy whales.

go figure.

I tend to hold the theory that an average, healthy, extremely virile man like myself, often mistakes the female breast for a sexual organ because it relates to food in some way.

A well cooked pork chop has been known to give me an erection, likewise a small dish of fois gras.

Tip #102
remove clothing and air dry naturally

I have excellent air circulation at my house, and it's air conditioned.

Chai Tea confessed-



I presume you mean sex=copulation or possibly artificial insemination.(As with beasts)

I suspect you were being obtuse.You knew what I meant.If your avvie had no breasts it wouldn't be "sexy" now would it.

well some supermodels pretty much have no breasts (mainly due to a lack of anything but skin to cover their bones)...and aren't some of them considered sexy? i think its gross to be that thin, but isn't the common thought that they are sexy? (this is a serious question).

actually, I think she would.....

that's rita hayworth, one of the most beautiful women that every lived.

her breasts aren't what makes her sexy, she just is.

either you got it, or you ain't - she and I both "got it"

and no sir, I wasn't being obtuse, breasts aren't sex organs.

well, OK, I was being obtuse about the nipple rings. actually, girl whales get turned on by prince alberts.

pffft.

I'm sorry Chai-I thought erogenous zones were a part of sexy.Rita certainly looked sexy but it's a possibility she wasn't.Tony Curtis did say that kissing Ms Monroe was like kissing Hitler and I don't think he fancied that particular geezer.There is an electrical conduit running right round the body and it's all connected up in my experience but I'll admit that has been limited to English ladies.

What does pffft mean?I'm not used to that mode of debate but if it means what I think it means it certainly explains a great deal.If it's a linguistic version of pulling out the tongue then here such things are generally greeted with gales of laughter.

pfffft?

I'm sorry, just a little windy from the tofu surprise I had for lunch.

Actually, my understanding is Rita had a very hard life. Apparantly, her mother died while she was very young, and her father, a dancer, took her on the road with him as his dance partner, passing her off as his wife, as she looked so mature for her age.

hmmmmmm.....

things are never as they seem. Clark Gable was such a big heart throb, but Carole Lombard was quoted as saying he "couldn't "_____" his way out of a paper bag.

It did not say what the "______" stood for, I can imagine though.

Ahh, breasts, breasts, more trouble than their worth most of the time, if you're the one carrying them around.

Although they do come in handy for me at times, as when giving a presentation in college for macro economics. God that room was cold.

I really should have failed that class.

i think they come in handy for all women on occasion. i have used them numerous time to distract mr.d while i explain what i bought that day...

they also distract men from noticing when you say "pfffft" to them.

i am somewhat fortunate, i don't suffer the between the boobage sweat. i was not gifted with closeness of boobs (they are kinda far apart so actually creating cleavage is difficult for me). however, sporting DD's the under boobage sweat is enormous. i find the only way to avoid it, is to buy a bra that keeps them off my body, thus pressing them to high heaven. sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.

someone help please, i am afraid i might lose stuff under there...(i am hoping they shrink if i lose like 30 lbs...)

Chai-

What Ms Lombard said about CG might easily have been a fancy version of pffft.It's so easy to do it must be very tempting and we all know how expert women are at it.I'll allow she may have been right but that's all.

I'm sorry to hear that your norks are a nuisance.If I had some I'd never get out of bed.Actually I rather like that sweat.It's a bit swampy.Atavism I suppose.

Oh, there're not really a nusiance, I've grown rather attached to them.

Actually, they've aged quite well. I lifted weights for quite a while, and have permanently developed upper pectorals that act as guy wire, holding the whole affair up quite nicely. My one vanity.

Otherwise, honestly, even if you haven't used them for anything other than ornamentation, you eventually must contend with finding a scary lump, mamograms and such, which goes along with all the other groundskeeping.

I'm laughing at the idea of a man getting breasts and not getting out of bed because of them........that's really good.

I don't think there's a females equiv....."Oh look, I've got testicles! Wheeeeee"!!!!!

"my, the hair on my back is really coming in nicely"

hehehe

Actually Chai,to try and redress this one sided look at life,we men have a similar problem.We get sweat under our scrotums.(It might be scroti-I did Latin at school but I wasn't paying much attention).
We get rashes with it.Itchy rashes.It's called "prickly heat".When I was in Irag we used to use something called Calamine Lotion to tone it down.But it works best if you blow on it after application which wasn't all that easy to do.It was possible to do some mutual blowing with a friend but I never tried that as it looked undignified.Nowadays there are a lot more ladies in the Services so I guess the problem is easier to solve.Relying on your own capacities it must be harder for ladies because scrotums are relatively small and can be blown on in one go whereas with breasts you probably can end up looking like you are watching the finals at Wimbledon from a seat aligned to the net.

Could you not hang upside down like a sloth and have a fan powered by oil do it.

The only problem I can think of with that is that your brains would drain of blood which would probably lower your IQ but increase other aspects of your biological responses and also the crust of salty crystals which would likely form if the technique I suggest is successful.

spendius, you bring up a good point. men do have it rough with the testicles, i didn't think about that. i mean, my breasts are suspened between anything, they hang out there freely. where as testicles, ouch. i have often wondered how men walk as a result...