@engineer,
I'm afraid my vision is much darker, with little to no comic relief.
So real is my desire to see that man reap some consequences for the bad things he's done, that my fantasies about possible outcomes have to include some real suffering for the man. Some public shaming. Some serious inconvenience. Some kind of ******* hardship. Prison time, while being forced to wear an orange jumpsuit and let his tanning paint and hairdressing lapse, would be a good start.