Justthefax wrote:Cyracuz wrote:You suppose lemmings could do the job? As long as we don't piss them off I mean? Those are a dime a dozen...
Today's close on the lemmings exchange was a gross of lemmings for a penny.
Wow that was a great idea, I bought options on 10,000 gross of lemmings at 1¢ a grpss and yesterday they went up to 15¢ each, I just made $201,600.00 it is party time, Beer for everyone in the line, the trucks of beer will be here today.
The hamster message about no posts exist reappeard again.
It happens every time the hamster at the end of the line takes a break to run in his wheel.
What does hamster taste like?
Did yall realize that Kickycan started this thread on August 16, 2005. 59 pages and 584 posts later it still makes no sense, except there MUST be something worth waiting for.
Justthefax wrote:What does hamster taste like?
Broiled or fried?
Joe(kinda porkish but with a little squirrelishness)Nation
I heard it taste like chicken.
Hey, can you guys hurry up, I gotta pee!
no, the line to the bathroom is up the street...
What hamster tastes like? Fur and bones?
realjohnboy wrote:Did yall realize that Kickycan started this thread on August 16, 2005. 59 pages and 584 posts later it still makes no sense, except there MUST be something worth waiting for.
Could be like company policy.
If it makes sense than everyone is in trouble.
The line has moved, they have more beer for everyone today.
This line moves so slow! We need something to entertain us while we wait. Hey Joe, why don't you take off your shoes and socks and show us that strange webbed-toe thing you've got going on?
The bloody hamster's back. Someone get his number.
oh yeah, I love looking at feet.
Okay, fine. But we need something to pass the time...oh, I know! Who wants to help me shave my scrote!?
Okay, but promise that you'll be gentle this time, will ya? And this time we'll be using my razor, and not whatever you happen to find in that box of old rusty exacto-blades you have. Oh, and one more thing. This time please try to keep a steady hand!
The last time I let you do it your way, and I won't make that mistake again. I don't intend on having to go to the hospital to have my bleeding, perforated sac re-attached for a second time.
kickycan wrote:Okay, fine. But we need something to pass the time...oh, I know! Who wants to help me shave my scrote!?
so this is why you haven't called
pfffft
here I am - downtown with a Venus razor and everything
men
Okay, go ahead, ehBeth. He's all yours.
(Only another designer would've brought up the old X-acto blades. You gave me a good laugh there, Kicky! How'd you know I've still got 'em?!)
