Now, if my friend had a friend who liked to disco, he'd have something to fret about.
And who ever heard of waltzing in the woods?
One searches for golf balls, and good places to pee, in the woods.
If one does not immediately find the latter, one will certainly be lead a merry waltz . . .
To pee or not to pee,
There can be no question.
There most certainly CAN be questions!!!!
Hey - I just speaked on the phone to Aa!
<you did say there could be questions>
No, I wasn't.
Well, only half - I was in bed.
I was sposed to tell you all something very important - but I can't remember what it was.
I will later, no doubt.
I am not at all sure I said they could be QUESTIONABLE questions.....
I saw a decal on the rear window of a Hummer in Bangor today. The decal read
"I got your Jeep thing, now it hurts when I pee"
Am I missing something or just being obtuse.
Cuz if its the latter, Ill have to do 30 days in the tank at Shawshank
Obtuse is good with me...
Hey - FM - don't think we have seen you on one of these threads before?
Welcome - even if you are obtuse.
Great word, isn't it?
Is "tuse" the opposite?
Or do we just have to keep on using perspicacious?
Perspiration killed the cat..
Desiccation brought her back...
Isn't retuse the opposite of obtuse? Like reverse and obverse? If it isn't, it damn' well should be.
If it makes you feel any better, farmerman, I don't get it either.
Only in relation to geometry, I would have thought?
A Bunny provoked is an unlovely sight
And you don't want to be within hearing.
Mixed images aside,
You must swallow your pride
And bow low and kow tow to her toe-ring.
Stoop down at her footle and hover so fleetingly
As you bend let your teeth wander secretly.
A nip at the sandal
A shriek! What a scandal!
A Bunny's revenge won't be briefly.
Don't EVEN mention the meter..
The METRE! The METRE!
I thought footle was a verb.......?
hee heehheheheehehehe
There is no such word as 'metre'. It's just the phonetic spelling for maitre, which, of course, is French. Kara is quite right: if you pronounce it 'MEE-ter,' then spell it meter.
Ah has spoken.
I can only lead you to water; I cannot force you to drink.
Oh...but you don't drink water anyway, right, D?
As Mr. Fields pointed out: "Fish **** in it."
