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Tue 9 Aug, 2005 10:16 am
...horses, then beggars would ride. But how else can you end it?
...FISHES...
If wishes were watches, I'd wear one by my side - is how the original ends.
If wishes were McDonalds we'd all be obese.
If wishes were horses,
Beggars would ride.
If turnips were watches,
I would wear one by my side
And if "ifs" and "ands,"
Were pots and pans,
There'd be no work for tinkers!
If wishes were fishes, I'd be stuck doing the dishes.
If wishes all came to fruition,
We would be left, with no ambition.
Oh yes, you're right about the turnips, DrewDad
And if "ifs" and "ans," (an is an old word for 'if')
Were pots and pans,
There'd be no work
In the tinker's hands.
If wishes were true, then I wouldn't be blue.
If wishes were fishes, then the world would stink.
carditel wrote:If wishes all came to fruition,
We would be left, with no ambition.
The trouble with getting there is that there's no there when you get there.
If wishes were bedbugs, we'd never sleep.
If wishes were Porsches
Beggars would drive
If wishes were golf courses
Beggars would drive.
They's have to wish up a few good irons first . . .
If wishes were irons, we'd have plenty in the fire.
If wishes were torches
Beggars would burn
If wishes were diamonds,
beggars would scintillate.
If wishes were dogs.
Beggars would be inturd.
If wishes were knishes,
beggers would nosh.
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